![]() One thing for sure about the game, the challenge is as difficult as the movie is bad. Then, if all of that weren’t enough, you’ve got what appears to be Slash from Guns N Roses in the lower right hand corner doing a sweet kick that even rivals the Dragon Brothers. There isn’t a word for this level of anger, a ninja reached it once when he was climbing a ladder, and did the ‘test jiggle’ thing you do when you’re on it to make sure it’s sturdy, but then it still fell. Meanwhile, you’ve got ninjas just jumping around, being super pissed, which makes sense, because the ninja have an emotional range that is comprised of three steps:ģ. Then, what’s that? Oh, oh YES, he’s wearing a bad-ass leather vest WITHOUT a shirt on underneath! If you didn’t know the Dragon Brothers weren’t to be fucked with before, you know now.Įlse where, you’ve got the other brother putting a ninja in a sweet choke hold, while rockin’ a sweet, Zack Morris inspired hairdo. ![]() ![]() As the kick it self would have you reconsidering your life of crime, but then when the foot is in your face you see he’s kicking ass while wearing some sweetly polished designer boots. As the ninja, you’d have no choice but to be intimidated. He’s merely saying “Look at what I can do. First off, you’ve got one of the Dragon Brothers, either Bimmy or Jimmy, kicking at a ninja. That’s how much awesome is going on with it. The first time I saw the cover to this game I got a black eye. So with that, and created via my humble opinion, I present to you the 4 most bad-ass covers of the 8-bit era. Iconic pieces of art that blow away any of the bullshit you see today. Arguably, the 8-bit era contained the most bad-ass covers of all time. Sure, there were times when a cover would lie about the awesomeness packed inside but a good chunk of the time, a bad-ass cover delivered a bad-ass game. Now, despite being told not to judge something by it’s cover, it’s all we had. However, there was an even better chance you’d end up with something like Zelda II, which basically meant that this incoming weekend wasn’t even worth living. ![]() If you ended up with something like Zelda, then hell yeah, life was good. Looking for something to hang your entire weekend on. They did this with such incredible classics as Back to the Future, Rambo, and Fester’s Quest. Hell, all they ever did was point out the bright-side of games, or merely make something pointless seem integral and exciting. Nintendo Power simply told you about the games, they never told you if they were good or bad. There was no At The Movies for Nintendo & Sega. Back in the day, standing in the video store on a Friday night, looking for a game that your parents were gonna let you rent for the weekend, a cover was all you had. ![]()
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